That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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