the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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