Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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