Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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