they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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