Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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