my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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