Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
