Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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