I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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