Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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