forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Let's get the cat blown out
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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