It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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