I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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