I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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