What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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