She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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