This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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