Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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