I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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