I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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