hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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