Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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