their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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