Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it was like eating out sand paper
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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