So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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