Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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