cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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