everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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