Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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