I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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