Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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