One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I yelled at your uterus for you.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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