Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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