I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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