4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
