did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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