giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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