i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
is it fun? or sober?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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