So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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