I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
