JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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