She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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