dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we made out on top of his cat.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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