she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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