Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
