Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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