I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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