that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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