I have demons in me.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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