Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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