Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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