Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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