That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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