but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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